// MONITORING + HOSTING (COMING SOON)
Uptime monitoring that knows when 200 OK isn’t OK.
UptimeZen checks every URL variation every 60 seconds, never lets a TLS certificate expire quietly, and reads your pages with AI to catch what status codes miss. Managed hosting coming soon.
// COVERAGE
Everything on watch. Nothing on your mind.
Monitoring, alerts, and certificates in one calm dashboard. Managed hosting coming soon.
Uptime Monitoring
A check every 60 seconds across every variation: HTTP and HTTPS, www and bare domain. If anything stumbles, you hear about it first.
AI Page Analysis
A perfect status code can hide a broken page. UptimeZen reads what actually rendered, so alerts are about real failures, not noise.
TLS Certificate Tracking
Certificates expire on a schedule. Surprises shouldn’t. Every cert is watched, with warnings long before the deadline.
Managed Hosting
Coming SoonBoring in the best way: fast, managed hosting with backups and disk monitoring built in. WordPress is our specialty, but we’ll host almost anything.
// THE DIFFERENCE
A green check can lie. So we read the page.
Traditional monitors ping a URL and trust the status code. UptimeZen loads the page and understands it. A checkout that won’t submit, an error where your hero should be, a page of raw PHP: they all return 200 OK, and they all get caught.
- ✓Reads the rendered page, not just the response
- ✓Catches broken flows behind healthy status codes
- ✓Explains what failed in plain language
✓ 47 checks passed · avg 41ms
⚠ shop.example.com · 200 OK · page broken
ai: cart renders, checkout API timing out
→ alert sent · severity high · noise zero
✓ tls: 12 certificates healthy · next renewal 34d
watching · next sweep in 42s
// WORKFLOW
Three steps to a quiet pager.
From first check to a fleet on autopilot.
01
Point us at your domains
Add a domain and monitoring starts in seconds. Every variation and protocol is covered automatically.
02
We watch, read, and reason
Checks run every minute. AI reads your pages on its own schedule and flags what a status code can’t.
03
You see one calm dashboard
Uptime, certificates, and alerts in one place, for your whole fleet.
// PRICING
Pricing that won’t need a spreadsheet.
We’re finalizing plans that stay fair at every fleet size. No per-check math, no surprise overages.
Want early-access pricing? Get in touch.
// GET STARTED
Downtime is inevitable. Dread is optional.
UptimeZen launches soon. Join the early access list and put your monitoring on autopilot.